My mate dubsey purchased a blow-up chair as she is not one to be in the mosh pit, and would rather sit and enjoy with a beer from a bit further back. Me and my other mates noodles and mr. hoppy returned from the madness that twas The Offspring to find Dubsicle NOT VERY HAPPY !!!!!! I have to say that i have never EVER seen her sooo angry in my whole life. On questioning Dubsey as to what was the matter , she replied "that prat burst my chair!!" she then proceeded to show us all a tiny cigarette burn in the head rest part of the chair. She then insisted that Mr. Hoppy went and found "that prat" from the 1000's in attendance and have stern words with him. "That prat" turned out to be completely off his face, and apologised profusely for the remaining acts(about and hour and a half). It would be fair to say that "that prat" ruined poor Dubseys evening and i would just like to pre-warn any other festival-goers with blow-up chairs not to sit in front of any prats with cigarettes. In conclusion i would just like to say, if you are reading, Mr. Prat that we shall be forwarding the expenses of a new blow-up chair to your address. P.S i would appreciate it if you would tell me your real name as Mr. Prat seems a bit informal; as we were speaking for over an hour.