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Post by Noodles on Jan 14, 2005 18:54:07 GMT -5
We just put 'Special water' into coke bottles etc. and no1 every checks it. well it does help us being a 14yr old girl tho (r parents do it to tho, they never get caught/serched) Also, go 2 sum1 of the opposite sex to u and there not allowed 2 search u
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Post by MrHoppy on Jan 15, 2005 17:03:22 GMT -5
Very simple. when in the Q check who is searching. Just swap Q's. No probs. Noodles (if that is indeed her real name) is correct though.
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Post by Fat Reg on Jan 31, 2005 8:49:22 GMT -5
I'd like to think her parents christened her Noodles - it'd be a cool name to grow up with.
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Post by MrHoppy on Feb 7, 2005 15:39:52 GMT -5
ermmm a 14 year old girl with an alcohol problem called Noodles. She has no chance. Personally I blame the parents ;D
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Post by Noodles on Feb 7, 2005 15:43:41 GMT -5
Thanx dad, I blame u 2!!
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Post by MrHoppy on Feb 9, 2005 17:04:26 GMT -5
I have a child ? Don't tell the CSA
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Post by Ali p on Feb 9, 2005 17:25:20 GMT -5
That's alright, the CSA are so shit they wouldn't know if you had half a dozen.....
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Post by Rolffan on Aug 2, 2006 12:14:19 GMT -5
Pretend you are a registered diabetic,laminate yourself a card saying as such,decant your carton of wine etc into a pop bottle and walk in without trying to hide it.When asked,say its wine but with glucose powder in it,i'm diabetic and flash your laminate.Works every time.
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Post by Lager on Aug 15, 2006 10:58:46 GMT -5
It's possible to get a bottle of vodka in by inserting it into the sigmoid colon allowing plenty of room for 2 special brew in the descending colon (packet of pork scratchings optional). This tip care of HMP Service.
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Post by Fat Reg on Aug 16, 2006 3:21:16 GMT -5
All things of which you have great knowledge!
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Post by Digsy on Sept 3, 2006 20:30:49 GMT -5
you people are sick ;D
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Post by T8 on Jun 21, 2007 7:04:49 GMT -5
I must say I did get a few thru at download this year i wud have a hoodie round my waist and they wudnt even check it. they wernt so stricked at download this year. Maybe they just cudnt be arsed? lol
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