Post by ~ MAR ~ on Jun 18, 2004 10:56:17 GMT -5
Here are my selection of Festie tales.
The first tale to tell is of the guy who was stood for quite a while in amongst a sea of seated ppl on the Sunday last year, not too far from the main stage, and only a few feet in front of us. He had a pint of lager balanced precariously on his head....and we watched with limited interest for the first 10 mins or so until suddenly WHIZZZ an empty water bottle came flying through the air.....presently followed by another. It was at this point that ppl started taking a close interest...lol And those bottles were swiftly followed by a few more.....and on and on.....more and more until eventually yep...one hit the bullseye and the pint flew off his head, soaking himself and the group of ppl sitting around him!!
"BOLLOCKS!!" he cursed..."I only had a few more seconds to go...."
You can see a pic here
My next story happened on the Sunday as well, I think...and once again just in front of where we were sitting. A group of 2 guys and a woman were picking up bits of rubbish and placing it all carefully on top of a prone figure on the ground. So while we quietly chuckled they continued covering him up in rubbish and seeing us giggling they asked if we'd take a pic for them (which I did and afterwards emailed to the guy).
It was fucking classic when the guy woke up still in a drunken haze and getting up looked all around him and at the rubbish falling off him, and all confused at his 'mates' and mumbled 'what the fuck you doing to me man?' HAHAHA
PIC
And then as we were leaving the site on Sunday evening and were clunking along the metal walk way out of the campsite towards the day parking (when I swear blind I saw Lee Gaze from Lostprophets with a group of guys) so we could come home, this 'biker' type guy with a Gimli style beard and a fuck off huge bull ring through his nose, who was walking towards the arena, just suddenly stopped dead in front of my 9 year old Josh, bent down and pulling the 'horns' in his face screamed 'CHAMONE MUTHAFUCKAAAAAA!!!'.
Luckily for him we saw the funny side, Josh burst out laughing, the guy and his group moved on and we all breathed a sigh of relief....LOL (not that I'd have argued with the guy anyway.... )
So anyway...there's my stories. Entertainment indeed!!
The first tale to tell is of the guy who was stood for quite a while in amongst a sea of seated ppl on the Sunday last year, not too far from the main stage, and only a few feet in front of us. He had a pint of lager balanced precariously on his head....and we watched with limited interest for the first 10 mins or so until suddenly WHIZZZ an empty water bottle came flying through the air.....presently followed by another. It was at this point that ppl started taking a close interest...lol And those bottles were swiftly followed by a few more.....and on and on.....more and more until eventually yep...one hit the bullseye and the pint flew off his head, soaking himself and the group of ppl sitting around him!!
"BOLLOCKS!!" he cursed..."I only had a few more seconds to go...."
You can see a pic here
My next story happened on the Sunday as well, I think...and once again just in front of where we were sitting. A group of 2 guys and a woman were picking up bits of rubbish and placing it all carefully on top of a prone figure on the ground. So while we quietly chuckled they continued covering him up in rubbish and seeing us giggling they asked if we'd take a pic for them (which I did and afterwards emailed to the guy).
It was fucking classic when the guy woke up still in a drunken haze and getting up looked all around him and at the rubbish falling off him, and all confused at his 'mates' and mumbled 'what the fuck you doing to me man?' HAHAHA
PIC
And then as we were leaving the site on Sunday evening and were clunking along the metal walk way out of the campsite towards the day parking (when I swear blind I saw Lee Gaze from Lostprophets with a group of guys) so we could come home, this 'biker' type guy with a Gimli style beard and a fuck off huge bull ring through his nose, who was walking towards the arena, just suddenly stopped dead in front of my 9 year old Josh, bent down and pulling the 'horns' in his face screamed 'CHAMONE MUTHAFUCKAAAAAA!!!'.
Luckily for him we saw the funny side, Josh burst out laughing, the guy and his group moved on and we all breathed a sigh of relief....LOL (not that I'd have argued with the guy anyway.... )
So anyway...there's my stories. Entertainment indeed!!